We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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