Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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