When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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