I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm drive I can fine osifer
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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