White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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