11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I did not marry a roomba.
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