So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Randomize
