You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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