did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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