the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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