my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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