we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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