i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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