I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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