walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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