Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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