Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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