im about as happy as oj after his trial
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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