What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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