i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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