Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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