I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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