wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
4 words: hood of his car
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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