Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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