Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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