I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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