How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Who wears a wallet chain?!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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