You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
3 2 1 whiskey
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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