sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
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