sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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