But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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