I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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