Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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