I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i just google imaged poop.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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