At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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