Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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