have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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