Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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