hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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