If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Everything about him screamed your future.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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