whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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