Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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