Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
We're too hungover to prance.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Randomize