i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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