dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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