Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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