i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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