I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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