Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
And then the night went full on bisexual.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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