please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
