I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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